First World Disney Problems

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March 2012

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so....

what if ‘disney look’ required all cast members to appear as the wealthy people do in the hunger games?

Mar 31, 201213 notes
Mar 31, 201293 notes
#disney #walt disney world #disney world #disneyland #strollers #wheelchairs #first world problem
I love these haha I worked at DAK a couple years ago... I always hope to see something about Dinoland on here

oh man I’m sorry, you got lost in the shuffle of submissions, i wish i had seen this sooner!  i don’t think i have ANY dinoland submissions in here and my inbox has about 127 messages!

Mar 31, 2012
Mar 30, 201261 notes
#walt disney world #disney world #disney #disneyland #cell phone #cell #phone #first world problem
Mar 29, 201232 notes
#walt disney world #disney #disney world #disneyland #parking lot #tram #first world problems
Mar 28, 201215 notes
#disney #disney world #walt disney world #disneyland #custodial #crowd #excitement #exciting #water art #pan and broom #water #art
this isnt a submission but i saw the really "out there" "asks" u posted and it wanted me to tell u that, one time when AK was1st opened, the gorilla exhibit didnt always have the chain fence on the rickety bridge, and there was a gorilla sitting very close to us, on a ledge. people waved at him and a CM said "stop waving! its threatening to them!" then the gorilla reached behind him, and threw his "pooh" as us on the bridge. thank god it didnt get anyone, but omg we will never forget that.

whew well at least he didn’t pee on your frozen banana!

Mar 25, 2012
I wanted to ride Expedition Everest, but there was a snowstorm on the mountain.

k im all done with the trolls. i won’t be responding to any more, ill just delete them

Mar 25, 2012
i wanted to get on big thunder mountain.. the billy goat ran away

uhhh thats not ….possible….

image

Mar 25, 20128 notes
''I got my first chocolate frozen banana in animal kingdom.. a monkey peed on it.''

um……

Mar 25, 20122 notes
Mar 25, 2012143 notes
#disney #disney world #walt disney world #disneyland #fantasyland #teacup #teacups #alice in wonderland #mad hatter #tea party #white rabbit #mental #claim #first world problems
Mar 24, 201243 notes
#walt disney world #disney world #disney #epcot #spaceship earth #first world problems #couple #make out
your blog is so perfect. i have the same problems every single time i go to Disney World. then again, sometimes i would rather join a cheerleader or Brazilian group than be there with my family. ugh.

haha awww :D  glad you like it

Mar 24, 2012
On the Star Tours subject, the whole "May the Force be with you, because I won't be" line was NEVER in the speil. It was a line that was thrown in by CMs and NOT by Imagineering or Operations. When Star tours re-opened and they retrained the new opening cast, they made sure to tell folks NOT to use that line as it wasn't even supposed to be used in the first place.

thanks…..happy now hater anon?

Mar 24, 20121 note
question time

if you could get a photo pass photographer to photograph you anywhere on property….even places you normally couldn’t go, where would you get your picture taken?

Mar 23, 201239 notes
God bless you for answering that Star Tours anon question the way you did. People get mad at us all the time for that! And then it makes it really hard to theme properly!

Mar 23, 20125 notes
Since when does Disney care about continuity? It's about branding. "May the Force be with you" is like... the catchphrase. And it's in the script, I think was the other anon's point. (Although I won't argue your logic because it is sound, you should know better than to expect the same of Disney)

um…..disney is HUGE on theming….lol  don’t know where you’ve been.

Mar 23, 20124 notes
Can you do one that says something about the star tours CM didn't say "may the force be with you" at the end of the instructions??? PRETTY PLEASE!!!!

so let me tell you why i won’t make this one….star tours is set in a time where saying that would get you killed, so they aren’t supposed to say it…so, it goes with the theming for them NOT to.

Mar 23, 2012
Mar 23, 201265 notes
#disney #disney world #walt disney world #disneyland #cast member #magic #magical day #first world problem
Mar 22, 2012156 notes
#disney #disney world #walt disney world #disneyland #tower of terror #hollywood studios #mgm #mgm studios #california adventure #anaheim #orlando #bellhop #twilight zone
OMFG!!! This post--->post/16294731465 happened to me when I went to Disney World last May for my now-ex high school's senior trip. There was a group of maybe 15 kids a couple people back in line from me and my friends. Now I didn't mind it when people only do it for a little but there were 5 of them on each door and it was SO LOUD! They didn't speak English and people were tying to ask them to stop and I got so pissed I started yelling at them in perfect Spanish. I'm pretty sure I cursed themout

Mar 21, 20122 notes
Mar 21, 2012181 notes
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Mar 20, 2012121 notes
#walt disney world #disney #disney world #animal kingdom #dinoland usa #dinosaur #countdown to extinction
omg i forgot to do a problem today!

picking one now, give me 2 minutes!!!

Mar 20, 2012
QUESTION TIME

what kind of marvel themed attraction would go well with one of the disney parks/areas?

Mar 19, 201220 notes
This blog is god.

Mar 19, 20123 notes
is this blog for dinsey world or disneyland or both

both :D

Mar 19, 2012
Mar 19, 201227 notes
#disney #disney world #walt disney world #disneyland #character #autograph #first world problem
what is character love and shove?

its when a character is required to meet a certain amount of people in a certain amount of time, usually most noticeable on busy days, they do ‘love and shove’ which is, when you walk up, they wave, they pull you in immediately for a photo and then send you off all within like, 30-45 seconds and do not take the time to interact much with you

Mar 19, 20121 note
Mar 18, 201234 notes
#fast pass #fastpass #fastpasses #fast passes #disney #disney world #walt disney world #disneyland #attraction #ride #first world problem
Mar 17, 201257 notes
#walt disney world #disney #disney world #disneyland #character #meet and greet #love and shove
This is the FUNNIEST blog I've EVER seen!! I've been wetting myself laughing! The one with 'I went to Epcot but my family were all drinking' is BRILLIANT! Totally describing my family haha!!!

im glad you enjoy it :D

Mar 16, 20121 note
Mar 16, 201215 notes
#annual pass #disney #disneyland #disney world #walt disney world #fantasyland #expansion #expire #magic kingdom #storybook circus
Mar 15, 201250 notes
#disney #disney world #walt disney world #disney land #disneyland #california #florida #pin trading #pin #pins #trading #kids #kid #kids only #lanyard #disney pin
Omg I'm 14... I Look young. Imauditioning for the American Idol thing also...

yes, 14…small child…im 26 sweety pie = ILLEGAL

Mar 14, 20129 notes
Wow o.o where do you work? At Disney WORLD right? I'm going in 15 days. It'll take 21 hours though. Haha. Just please tell. And when do you get your schedule for the week of the 29th? I'm there from that Friday til the Next Friday.

omg i just checked your tumblr, you are a small child, you realize it is illegal for me to meet you, correct?

Mar 14, 20128 notes
Mar 14, 201226 notes
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Mar 13, 201253 notes
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Hey, Just throwing this out there, CM to CM. I wouldnt discuss in park numbers publicly. Its a big security issue. And you could get in serious trouble for it. Just looking out :)

its on wikipedia dude lol, the park numbers you get in trouble for are the day to day attendance projections

Mar 13, 20121 note
Yeah, around 5-6k. Kinda sucked on New Year when there were ~90k guests, and ~6k of us. Haha

uuuhhhgggg new year is AWFULLLLLLL  HOORAY FOR SENIORITY!

Mar 12, 20124 notes
ONLY approx 6k at MK? That's actually shocking. But does that include those who work in the utilidoors as well? I know during Traditions we were told WDW employed 66,000 people approximately and that was back in June

yeah its 66,000 total in all of disney world, including all the resorts, all the parks, downtown disney, EVERYTHINGGGG…couldnt tell you if that includes the tunnel CMs…but there really aren’t THAT many down there, a few hundred maybe…not enough to make a dent in the total number

Mar 12, 20122 notes
There's only about 5k at MK, right?

 its about 6 or so i believe, close tho.

Mar 12, 2012
Every cast member? You do realize there's like 10,000 of them. I'll KIT with you and find out where your at. I'm like... So excited for my trip.

theres 66,000 thx :D

Mar 12, 20123 notes
Omg. Which hours and where do you work?? I've always wanted to meet someone fromTumblr. What's ur name?

just go up to every cast member and make this face

and when you do it to me, i’ll reveal myself to you

Mar 12, 201224 notes
I went through almost everything here and I laughed really loud when I saw "Brazilians" in a random post. I was in line for Soarin and the guy in front of me was complaining about brazilians, and when he looked back me and my friends were laughing so hard, because we speak english. I don't think I've seen anyone as embarrassed as that guy :DDD Great blog, totally worth the follow :DDD

as frustrating as they can be, you guys spend a lot of money here and for that, we thank you!

Mar 12, 20123 notes
I'm going to Disney World on the 29th and arriving on the 30th. I'm drivin down from Michigan. I've been there like 8 times, and I've experienced all of those, except the ones based in DisneyLand. Haha. Will YOU be in Disney World that week?

i should be there…the schedule isn’t out that far in advance tho :D

Mar 12, 20121 note
Mar 12, 2012108 notes
#walt disney world #disney world #disney #disneyland #monorail #stand
i love your blog! these are problems i face almost everytime i go to disney!! my biggest problem i can't stand at disney though is cheerleaders and the big Brazil tour groups that run up and get in front of you as you are walking into a line! it automatically makes your wait like 30 minutes longer haha

i know right?  then you look at them like

and they are just like

Mar 11, 201210 notes
lol these are so funny! great blog :) im going to be in disney in 8 weeks and i cant wait!

when you get there you’ll be all like…

Mar 11, 20125 notes
good god I love this blog

yeahhhhh girl

Mar 11, 20122 notes
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